Me: You may be great at sex advice, and all your friends may come to you for that, but I'd rather save your advice for more important life altering things. Sex is just sex. I wouldn't take advantage of our relationship for frivolous stuff. I need you more than that. Because I don't need people for anything, ever. But you, as crazy as I'm sounding, you I need for more. I'm complicated, mindful, and deep. Get used to it. ;)
She: "You're sweet."
Me: Shut up. I am not. I'm badass and awesome.
She: "Soft and sweet."
Me: No! You lie. Not soft or sweet. I ooze awesomeness.
She: "Awesomeness is soft and sweet with an edge."
Me: Dude. That's my new motto. Twitter it up."
She: "I'm not on Twitter yet. I give you permission to tweet it...then I will retweet you."
Me: God, we're freaks.
She: "Lol."
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